Musical Premiere

It was a Saturday evening as Max called Chris and Arthur. They were hanging out and drinking beer when Max told them to come on over to the after-show-party of the Monty Python musical premiere: "Yess, drinks are for free!"

So, what would you do? Exactly, the two recovered their good suits from somewhere in the back of their wardrobes and got on the way. It had to be quick so they jumped into the car, without a thought of what to do with it, when they're going to be too drunk to walk.

They showed up, and it turned out that nobody wanted to check their invitations, as well as the drinks really were for free. Funnily enough, I have an exact imagination of Chris carrying approximately 15 bottles of beer under his arms. "Alright, let's drink." This supply of alcoholic beverages naturally led to drinking behavior beyond limits of control. Retrospectively, none of all three could actually tell which of the soap stars they tried to hit on. It's not surprising that there was no success.

When the party was coming to an end, they decided to move on. I can't tell what gave them the idea of doing a visit to Europe's biggest brothel across the city. You may guess their level of drunkenness, so they didn't have any idea of how to get there. They were drivin on a four-lane street with a stripe of green separating the two directions in the middle. They caught up with a cab and yelled for the direction to "Pascha". Somehow the cabdriver could make them clear, they were going the wrong way and had to move the other direction. Easiest solution here: pull over the grass strip including the two curbs at 30 mph.

Finally they arrived at the club late at night. Unfortunately the doormen found they were too pissed for either the strip club and the brothel. Max sped off to the etablissement next door and returned after half an hour. Meanwhile Arthur was getting a hold on a phonebooth. Then they found it was time to go home.

The last thing Arthut knew of this night was how he took the A 4 from Bocklemünd wich is miles from where they started and wanted to arrive. Arthur woke up in the early morning from a snapping noise which turned out to be a not cheap flower pot which Max moved to the floor rudely while ripping the windows open in the corridor. Arthur's father wondered what Max was doing there, but he was not able to convey that yet. Instead he turned around and went to bed again.

As Arthur woke up at noon, he noticed he was still wearing his suit except for the shoes and pants. Another unpleasant discovery was the huge dent in his car's fender: "No idea how that happened... "